Thursday, December 15, 2011

God Hates Homeschooling

“God hates homeschooling.” That was the seventh of ten reasons “why homeschooling parents are doing the wrong thing” as explained by blogger and teacher Jesse Scaccia in a May 2009 blog post titled “The Case Against Homeschooling” that appeared on the blog Teacher, Revised. The emphasis on “hate” was his. The blog post was recently forwarded to me by an alert reader who thought it might be good fodder for Amy. Mr. Scaccia offered as proof of God’s hatred of homeschooling Matthew 28:19, “Therefore go and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit.” He added an abbreviated Acts 1:8, “Ye shall be witnesses unto me,” in support of his claim. It appears that the self-identified “agnostic” Mr. Scaccia believes that homeschoolers have an obligation to attend public schools in order to evangelize. Never mind the fact that atheists and the ACLU are working hard to stamp out prayer in public schools across the nation. Apparently, Mr. Scaccia operates under the mistaken belief that all homeschoolers are Christian. That’ll rankle more than a few secular homeschoolers, not to mention our Jewish and Muslim home educators.

I experience equal measures of amusement and disappointment while reading arguments such as Mr. Scaccia’s when the author boasts of such an impressive list of academic achievements. He is a published journalist who “holds dual degrees in English and education from the University of Connecticut, a master’s in education from Connecticut, and a master’s in journalism from New York University.” That makes my BA from the University of Illinois at Chicago seem paltry by comparison. Still, I find his discourse against homeschooling vacuous. He wrote that “a students’ classroom shouldn’t also be where they eat Fruit Loops and meat loaf,” “homeschooling parent/teachers are arrogant to the point of lunacy,” and “As a teacher, homeschooling kind of pisses me off.” How can anyone refute those arguments? As soon as I finish writing, I’m running off to enroll my kids in the Apathy School District.

It is hard to tell whether Mr. Scaccia was attempting humor or offering serious thoughts on a controversial subject. His post garnered 1,065 comments and spurred four follow-up posts. It took a lot of writing to walk-back his original comments. Everything that needs to be said about his writing was probably written 2 ½ years ago. Be forewarned: read at your own risk. When you've finished, hug your kids. Then give them a pop quiz. Mr. Scaccia may think that “homeschooling [is] great for self-aggrandizing, society-phobic mother[s] but not quite so good for the kid,” but this homeschooling dad thinks we’re doing just fine.


  1. For someone who has degrees in journalism and English, I find myself amused by several grammatical errors.
    1) "a students’ classroom"--if he is speaking of students in the plural sense, as indicated by his possessive apostrophe use, then the article "a" is incorrect. If the article "a" is meant to be for a single student, then the possessive apostrophe must come before the "s."
    2) “homeschooling parent/teachers"--it's either "parents/teachers" or "parent/teacher." There must be agreement in number.
    3) "me off.”--When did it become acceptable to finish a sentence with a preposition? In addition, for such an educated individual to resort to inaccurate vulgarities and attacks without objective, measurable criteria belies his education prowess.

  2. Interesting. It never ceases to amaze me how stupid "educated" people are when it comes to homeschooling. I wonder why they even think anyone even cares about their opinion.

  3. Hmmm. Well, obviously he doesn't take the Bible seriously enough to even answer him according to his folly. But I will anyway. If God hates homeschooling for that reason, He probably hates public schooling just as much. What we really need to be doing is sending our kids to school in Africa.

  4. Well, some people are just haters. Whatcha gonna do? Shake your head and go on about your business and be glad you weren't born with rocks in your skull.

  5. LOL! You certainly captured my attention with THAT title, sir!! I looked at my Facebook page which was suddenly announcing that God hates homeschooling and felt a moment's panic!!!

    Wow. I just can't even fathom how a person can be that ignorant.

  6. I have to say, I'm always surprised to hear of a rant like this. My daughter's experience at the community college has been nothing but positive regarding her professors' opinions of homeschooling. They are always shocked to hear she is in the GED program until she explains that it is a requirement in NY to obtain a degree from a state school. Then they praise the quality of her home education.

    I choose not to read this professor's article since you've given me enough information to know it will be the same old same old. :o)

    Peace and Laughter!

  7. @Leonard Reiss, you missed one of Scaccia's most ironic grammatical bloopers: "So, homeschooling parent, you think you can teach English as well as *ME*?"

    No, Mr. Scaccia with your English degree, I wonder if YOU can teach English as well as *I*.